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Pyrobotanist

py·ro·bot·an·ist | noun

1: an academic specializing in the burning of plants

// “Go see prof. Michaleson if you're interested, he’s a pyrobotanist.”

2: an arsonist of the natural world

// “A pyrobotanist set fire to upstate New York’s iconic Bear Mountain State Park.”

Schemophilist

sche·mo·phi·list | noun

1: one who hatches plans

// “Hey if you’re such good friends with this schemophilist, why isn’t he helping us out?”

2: the leader of an elaborate heist

// “Danny ocean is so not a schemophilist—he barely does anything!”

3: the arachnid principally responsible for the spinning of a large web

// “The theraphosa blondi schemophilist spins a web measuring up to two meteres high.”

Nubophytic

nub·o·phytic | adjective

1: a plant that is able to get married

// “We found this glowing moss but sadly it's nubophytic so it wouldn’t let us take it.”

Palaesphere

pa·lae·sphere | noun

1: an outdated globe

// “Ha, his globe is such a palaesphere—it has Lombardy-Venetia on it!”

2: a part of the atmosphere that no longer exists

// “The stratosphere has now joined the ever growing palaesphere.”

3: a heavily used ball

// “If you keep bringing that palaesphere to play with we’re going to stop inviting you.”

Dulcelotic

dul·ce·lotic | adjective

1: a condition resulting in the crying of overly sweet tears

// “That medicine is for your aunt Phyllis—she’s dulcelotic.”

2: a substance so sweet that when eaten one starts to cry

// “This new sour patch kids ice cream is almost dulcelotic.”

Venisize

ven·is·ize | verb

1: to hunt a given area of land until no more animals remain

// “The state took away his hunting permit due to him venisizing forty acres of forest”

2: to make barren

// “The northwestern gnats have venisized my soil”

Aquasitic

aqua·sit·ic | adjective

1: unusually or strangely absorbent bread or rice

// “This baguette keeps sucking up my water—it’s so aquasitic”